DOOMSDAY 14: Free Cake!
Doomsday announcer Tex Lonestar has so many reasons to be proud. The wrestling extravaganza he founded has been going very well. He’s helped many an athlete attain their dreams of championship gold. He’s watched as his very own daughter, Charlene Lonestar, fought and earned the title belt. But the glory is never his. After every show, after every fan has left, after all the beer and cheese puffs have been swept away, Tex always returns to his hum-drum life outside the grandeur of the spotlight. It’s enough to make a cowboy cry.
Now that Tex’s little girl is a champ—and is infinitely more famous than her dad—Tex is throwing a surprise party in honor of her achievements in the squared circle. There are streamers, balloons, and cake. But Tex just can’t handle the lack of fanfare anymore. Will envy and temptation get the best of him? Would Tex raise a hand against his own flesh and blood just to see what it’s like to wear the one, true, championship title belt? Anything can happen in Doomsday’s 14th show. And yes, there will be free cake.
For more info, contact Greg Vallot (AKA DOOMSDAY announcer Tex Lonestar) at 713/550-6567 or Tex@DoomsdayWrestling.com.
About DOOMSDAY: Described as being like the WWE but intentionally funny—and named “Best Comedy Show” by the Houston Press’ 2007 Best of Houston issue—DOOMSDAY Wrestling has been making crowds laugh hysterically since 2003. At every show, fans of wrestling, violence, comedy, and absurdist theater alike merge into a single, rabid horde, screaming for blood, hurling cheese puffs (handed out by DOOMSDAY cheerleaders at the beginning of the show), and waving signs to cheer on their favorite characters. Crowd interaction (insults and heckling mostly, never anything risky or dangerous) is a common phenomenon. The energy level of a DOOMSDAY show is extremely high. Expect a mad rush of adrenaline and enough laughs to make your cheeks sore.
WHO: DOOMSDAY 14: Free Cake!
WHAT: the most ferociously funny wrestling show to ever claw its way through the ropes, named “Best Comedy Show” by the Houston Press’ 2007 Best of Houston issue
WHERE: Fitzgerald’s, 2706 White Oak Dr. at Studewood
WHEN: Saturday, January 30, doors open at 8 pm
HOW MUCH? $15
TIX & INFO: 713/862-7469, www.fitzlive.com, or www.DoomsdayWrestling.com
MEDIA CONTACT: Greg Vallot (AKA Doomsday announcer Tex Lonestar) at 713-550-6567, tex@DoomsdayWrestling.com
