DOOMSDAY WRESTLING presents: Daddy Issues
Doomsday Wrestling returns to Houston to fulfill all of your violent fantasies in the most hilarious way possible. Come on down to Fitzgerald's, Saturday, July 31st when Doomsday comes face to face with it's very own set of Daddy Issues!
Charlene Lonestar has been the World Heavyweight Champion for quite some time. She has beaten the best that the sport of professional wrestling has to offer. Her legend is forever etched in the annals of history. Her father, Tex Lonestar, couldn't be more proud. But is it right for Tex to put his daughter in such a brutal environment? Is the squared circle any place for a 15 year old girl? Is this good parenting? Not if Child Protective Services has anything to say about it!
Come on down to Fitzgerald's Saturday, July 31st to help Tex Lonestar maintain custody of his only child! All of your favorite wrestlers will be there in support! The Adonis Explosion, Dirty Sanchez, Milk and Cookies, Poopdeck Peterson and many, many more!
Plus the debut of the already legendary Lil' Dickens!
Charlene Lonestar deserves to not be an orphan! Only you can help!
July 31st!
Fitzgerald's!
See ya in the ring!
For interviews, contact Greg Vallot (AKA DOOMSDAY announcer Tex Lonestar) at 713/550-6567 or Tex@DoomsdayWrestling.com. We are available for in-character interviews as well.
About DOOMSDAY: Described as being like the WWE but intentionally funny—and named “Best Comedy Show” by the Houston Press’ 2007 Best of Houston issue and “Best Place to See Real Fake Wrestling” by the Houston Press 2008 Best of Houston issue—DOOMSDAY Wrestling has been making crowds laugh hysterically since 2003. At every show, fans of wrestling, violence, comedy, and absurdist theater alike merge into a single, rabid horde, screaming for blood, hurling cheese puffs (handed out by DOOMSDAY cheerleaders at the beginning of the show), and waving signs to cheer on their favorite characters. Crowd interaction (insults and heckling mostly, never anything risky or dangerous) is a common occurrence. The energy level of a DOOMSDAY show is extremely high. Expect a mad rush of adrenaline and enough laughs to make your cheeks sore. To see videos of matches from past shows, visit www.youtube.com/DoomsdayWrestling.
